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"Oit pompuan mereng"

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La La La ~

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Owh... Shitsfakskee... You dorky Saddiq...! :p

*grunts*

Nanti saya buat yaaa....

A Pocket full of Sunshine

I'm pretending to feel numb.
I'm pretending not to feel what I'm feeling right now.
Oho... I've got a PhD. in that sir!
I'm pretending that the euphoria tinkling inside me is non-existant.
I'm pretending nothing's wrong with my head and that little gremlin is not the cause of my messed up mind.
I say, "Nothing's up lah..." when they ask about the crooked, distorted smile smeared accross my face.
I put my goat grin on when nobody's looking.

I'm lovin' this.

I'm floating in mild delirium.

Aim Goddammit! Aim!

There's one thing that I don't understand about most men is their inability to gracefully pee INTO the designated ceramic pit, you call the toilet bowl. And yes, the word 'flush' doesn't seem to exist in their vocabulary either.

For crying out loud! There is freakin' pee on the toilet seat! On MY toilet seat. What's so hard about wiping the seat clean after you wiggle and jiggle?

How many kilojoules would it possibly take to flush the fucking toilet??

Idiot.

Masih Tak Faham...

She always says: Later-later lah...

He always replies: Takpe lah. Nevermind. (Dot. Period. Noktah. Titik)

She always thinks; What EVER...

Tak Paham...! (Part 2)

7.50pm

He texts: Buatpe tonite?

She feels; Reply nanti lah, aku nak makan pizza dulu.

He calls.

He says: *noisy LRT background* Busy ke tonite? Buatpe?
She says: Mmm... am hanging out with my frens laa in a while. Nak lepak ke..?
Later bo.. (didn't manage to finish question).
He cuts in: K lah. Takpe lah. Bye. *hang up*


She gets into a fit. She is pissed off that He hangs up without properly saying good bye.

She texts: OK. That was rude. Thanks for hanging up. I didn't even finish my question.

He replies: Heheh.. Well, u know lar, "Rude" is my middle name some say...

She thinks; Cheh. Poyo kuase 44. After ten years, still no change.

He texts again: U g lepak ke u g dinner?

She thinks; What difference does it make??

She replies: Dinner + discussion with my frens. Later2 sikit laa lepak. Can?

He replies: Define ur later2...

She thinks; Ish... mengade tahap cipan berbapakkan tapir...

She replies: After 10.30. OK?

** no reply **


10.45pm

She texts: Bagaimana En. XXXXXXXX ?

** no reply **


Midnite

She texts again: hey, nak lepak ke tak?

** no reply **


She thinks; Dia bongok.

Tak Paham...! (Part 1)

2.30 am

She just finished watching a movie with her girlfriends.

He calls.

He says: (euphoric + high pitched voice) Hoi... buatpe? Katne?
She says: Kat Pavillion, baru habes tgk movie...
He says: *gibberish* *gibberish* + bad connection
She says: Weyh, jap jap... sape nih...??
He says: Jack, Jack.
She says: Jaaaack...?
He says: Hahahahaaa... XXXXXX lah...
She says: Ooowwwhh... yeee keee?! Tipu lah! Apsal suare mcm pondan??
He says: *cackles* *hearty laugh*

She thinks; He's high. He's tipsy.

She says: Aaaa... R u drunk? Mabuk kepayang?? Apsal mcm high giler?
He says: Huh? *cackles* *hearty laugh*
He says: Nak pegi minum tak?
She says: Karang2 laa... I need to send my friend back. I'll message u later.
He says: OK-OK.
She says: Aight... Bye.

3.30am

He texts: U larat x ? Katne?
She replies: OK jekk..Where u? Mu ado keto dok?
He replies: Takde kete...
She replies: I'm at home. Where u? Do u need a ride? God, do I have to spell everything out?
He replies: Kat umah..tapi mcm dah ngantuk plak...
She replies: ******. Whatever. Nite.

She thinks; Dia bongok.