There's one thing that I don't understand about most men is their inability to gracefully pee INTO the designated ceramic pit, you call the toilet bowl. And yes, the word 'flush' doesn't seem to exist in their vocabulary either.
For crying out loud! There is freakin' pee on the toilet seat! On MY toilet seat. What's so hard about wiping the seat clean after you wiggle and jiggle?
How many kilojoules would it possibly take to flush the fucking toilet??