Staring at the PC aimlessly and pretending that you're doing the crummy Reinsurance Bordereaux - that's my expertise. Berlakon jekk lebeyy..
I can't seem to focus anymore. The usual - getting bored of my job.
Anyhoo, here are a few tips from Shosh on how to stack on the pounds. Call me if the arrow on the weighing scale doesn't fidget back and forth, or the the numbers on the digital scale doesn't appear as 888 once you step on it. Success rate: 98.76%.
Cemana nak gemuk dalam sekelip mata?
1. Makan la, mengong.
2. Makan sume lelemak yang ada atas dunia.
3. Makan lepas tu terus baring and tutup mata. Jangan bergerak seinci pon. It helps u to preserve the fats and not burn.
4. Makan 80 kali sehari, binge, binge, and eat enormous portions of food. Kalau kat chillis tu, kira taik idung je bagi kau.
5. Jangan ikut tangga. Ikut lift. Ikut escalator. Kalau boleh parking dalam shopping complex. Teruskan. Jangan hesitate kalau org kata kau lahanat pemalas.
6. Minum air 8 baldi. And bukan air masak/suam. Air bergula is your best option. Sampai semut pun boleh anti kau coz kau dah stock on sugar.
7. Make sure selagi tak meletup butang jeans kau, jangan berenti makan.
8. "nak thiikeeettt" is not an option. Coz kau tak focus.
9. Tidak membuat aktiviti lasak. Eventho menari di club, lemak yang terbakar akan di replace dengan kalori yang berkati2 hasil minuman alco. Tapi kau jgn buat. Ni aku, Shosh.
10. Main. Main sama efek seperti di pam. Bukan main guli, jgn salah paham.
11. Kalau makan roti sardin, make sure sorok untuk diri sendiri. Jangan share.
Haaa...itu la tips daripada Shosh. cuba la, tengok amacam.
Wednesday 26 December 2007
Thursday 13 December 2007
I Tagged Myself
1. Do you hate your last boyfriend?
- Just bitter.
2. Have you ever made a boyfriend mad?
- It's always the other way around.
3. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
- Alepap
4. Who was the last person to text you?
- Sumayyah
5. Who was on your mind most today?
- That PWC Auditor. Damn he's hawt!!
6. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- I'm still bitter. Can't decide.
7. Have you dated people who were not good for you?
- Hell yeah!! I'll tell u about it!!
8. How will you spend your next B-Day?
- Copying Azah - Married.
9. Are you missing someone?
- Nope.
10. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
- Depends. If he / she is worth my time.
11. Would you believe your ex if they said they still loved you?
- *snort*
12. What's your favorite color?
- A cross between lilac & pink.
13. Would you date your best friend?
- Who? Shosh??????
14. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
- Mr. Lau - "kotttenjen"
15. Have you ever had a panic attack?
- Allah... selalu.
16. How old are your siblings?
- 14
17. What do you want most right now?
- Another 90.67% of my money back.
18. What are you doing tonight?
- Juicing.
19. Are you happy at the moment?
- Yupp!! My TKC besties rock my world!!
20. Do you have a wood floor or carpet in your bedroom?
- Yes. Parquet to be precise.
21. Do you have over 100 CDs?
- Nope. Just 100 Plus.
22. What are you wearing right now?
- Only pervs ask this Q.
23. Is your phone right beside you?
- My God! How'd ya know??
24. Are you cold?
- No, just annoyed with your shtooopid questions.
25. Recently done anything you regret?
- Recent ah... ? Not so recent laa... Lending big chunk of moolah to someone.
26. Ever trip over your own feet?
- Yes... I am ze clumsy.
27. Do you wish someone would call you?
- mmmm...
28. Can you do push ups?
- Rephrase: Do I have a push up? Nope. UNNECESSARY.
29. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
- My anklet.
30. Favorite hobby?
- Now - basketball.
31. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
- LEMBAP.
32. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
- 1) nak tido... 2) Bordereaux tak siap lagik... 3) Mati laa esok!
33. Name 3 things you did yesterday?
- 1) Pooped 2) Peed 3) Burped
34. Current hate?
- Cocky-ness
35. How did you bring in the New Year?
- New Year snuck in thru the back door. Haha. Kick me.
36. Where would you like to go?
- Never Never Land
37. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?
- Smart guys. Sorry, I didn't like the choices.
38. Do you have a best friend?
- Yeap. Cik Tosh.
39. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- A garbage truck driver.
40. Who was the last person u hugged?
- Lennie
41. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- *snort*
42. Do you like your life?
- Learning to embrace it.
43. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
- Hahahahahahahaaaa... Beb... diorang SIKIT pon tak kebulor dgn bf-bf aku wehh... SIKIT pon tak!
44. How long have you had friendster?
- since forever
45. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Nope. Too loyal.
46. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
- Nope.
47. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
- Nope.
48. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
- Hmmmph...
49. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
- Hmmm... how about "If he can cheat WITH you, what are the odds that he can't cheat ON you??"
50. Do you ever wish you were famous?
- No thanks.
- Just bitter.
2. Have you ever made a boyfriend mad?
- It's always the other way around.
3. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
- Alepap
4. Who was the last person to text you?
- Sumayyah
5. Who was on your mind most today?
- That PWC Auditor. Damn he's hawt!!
6. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- I'm still bitter. Can't decide.
7. Have you dated people who were not good for you?
- Hell yeah!! I'll tell u about it!!
8. How will you spend your next B-Day?
- Copying Azah - Married.
9. Are you missing someone?
- Nope.
10. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
- Depends. If he / she is worth my time.
11. Would you believe your ex if they said they still loved you?
- *snort*
12. What's your favorite color?
- A cross between lilac & pink.
13. Would you date your best friend?
- Who? Shosh??????
14. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
- Mr. Lau - "kotttenjen"
15. Have you ever had a panic attack?
- Allah... selalu.
16. How old are your siblings?
- 14
17. What do you want most right now?
- Another 90.67% of my money back.
18. What are you doing tonight?
- Juicing.
19. Are you happy at the moment?
- Yupp!! My TKC besties rock my world!!
20. Do you have a wood floor or carpet in your bedroom?
- Yes. Parquet to be precise.
21. Do you have over 100 CDs?
- Nope. Just 100 Plus.
22. What are you wearing right now?
- Only pervs ask this Q.
23. Is your phone right beside you?
- My God! How'd ya know??
24. Are you cold?
- No, just annoyed with your shtooopid questions.
25. Recently done anything you regret?
- Recent ah... ? Not so recent laa... Lending big chunk of moolah to someone.
26. Ever trip over your own feet?
- Yes... I am ze clumsy.
27. Do you wish someone would call you?
- mmmm...
28. Can you do push ups?
- Rephrase: Do I have a push up? Nope. UNNECESSARY.
29. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
- My anklet.
30. Favorite hobby?
- Now - basketball.
31. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
- LEMBAP.
32. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
- 1) nak tido... 2) Bordereaux tak siap lagik... 3) Mati laa esok!
33. Name 3 things you did yesterday?
- 1) Pooped 2) Peed 3) Burped
34. Current hate?
- Cocky-ness
35. How did you bring in the New Year?
- New Year snuck in thru the back door. Haha. Kick me.
36. Where would you like to go?
- Never Never Land
37. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?
- Smart guys. Sorry, I didn't like the choices.
38. Do you have a best friend?
- Yeap. Cik Tosh.
39. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- A garbage truck driver.
40. Who was the last person u hugged?
- Lennie
41. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- *snort*
42. Do you like your life?
- Learning to embrace it.
43. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
- Hahahahahahahaaaa... Beb... diorang SIKIT pon tak kebulor dgn bf-bf aku wehh... SIKIT pon tak!
44. How long have you had friendster?
- since forever
45. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Nope. Too loyal.
46. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
- Nope.
47. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
- Nope.
48. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
- Hmmmph...
49. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
- Hmmm... how about "If he can cheat WITH you, what are the odds that he can't cheat ON you??"
50. Do you ever wish you were famous?
- No thanks.
Monday 10 December 2007
If You're Happy...
If you're happy and you know it, pick your nose! (dig dig)
If you're happy and you know it, pick your nose! (dig dig)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, pick your nose! (dig dig)
If you're happy and you know it, scratch your butt! (scratch scratch)
If you're happy and you know it, scratch your butt! (scratch scratch)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, scratch your butt! (scratch scratch)
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Screw You!" (SCREW-U!)
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Screw You!" (SCREW-U!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Screw You!" (SCREW-U!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (dig-dig, scratch-scratch, SCREW-U!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (dig-dig, scratch-scratch, SCREW-U!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (dig-dig, scratch-scratch, SCREW-U!)
Stoppin' the Poppin'
Step away from the mirror!
Hands behind your head!!
Hands behind your head!!
I think I should start tossing all the mirrors in my house out the window and into the garbage bin. I'm morphing into Chips Ahoy.
*scream*
I'm such a baboon. Can't refrain my itchy fingers from pickin' on these sprouting little oil crops from my sucky, unwanted, shitsfakskee oleaginous farm.
Handcuff me! OK... that's rather kinky.
Saturday 1 December 2007
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Mama...!!!
LoooOoOOOOoooOoooOoove you infinitely to the power of empat belas juta!
Smooches!!
LoooOoOOOOoooOoooOoove you infinitely to the power of empat belas juta!
Smooches!!
Anona, Anoni, Anonu, Anone, Anono (Part 2)
Anon 1 or Anon 2... It doesn't matter, I think u're the same person.
You're congesting my blog with your occasional unworthy comments.
Please find another blog to do so.
Thanks.
You're congesting my blog with your occasional unworthy comments.
Please find another blog to do so.
Thanks.
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