Wednesday 31 October 2007

Ah Meng dan Muthu

"Saya ada seorang kawan, nama nya Ah Meng.
Dia juga, berkawan namanya Muthu.
Kami berkawan baik, sama sedarjah,
Belajar bersama, MAIN bersama.
Hey Hey hey,
Hey hey hey,
3 sekawan...
Hey Hey hey,
Hey hey hey,
3 sekawan..."


Sedih. Kecil-kecil sudah gay. Apa daaa... ajar budak2 skolah nyanyi lagu bukan2.

Es Em Ess... Messett...Messett

There's this annoying sms tone in the office that goes like this (high-pitch-rasa-dirinya-cute-tone):

"Chweet chwit! Chweet chwit! S.M. eeeesss...!"

So help me God!

Nathik Gowreng Chine dan Meggi Mee Kembang

Nuthing much in the office today. Kala's on MC - so stuff are on hold. Chett. Alasan. I am; pemalas taik - as how Alif likes putting it. Anyhoo, been replying silly emails with the girls. Dari nathik gowreng ke meggi mee kembang to kerepek ubi/pisang mathin.

Oh, btw, Gie cakap guna kuah kurma leftovers as perencah utk buat nathik gowreng chine.

Pastu Em soh tambah ikan mathin. Then Lennie kata pakcik cine kat jalan TAR tu letak cili potong. Then if nak kasik bibir melechett (say it like Jojoi - kasik berangin sikett) bubuh cili api blended. Pastu makan secara laju-laju. Lebih enak dimakan bersama begedil Kak Ton yg sebesar bola bowling padang tu.

Pastu Em kata minum dengan teh o nipis. Ade teh o halus tak? I was just asking, tidak perlu angkat tangan untuk tabuh aku.

OK. Number of 'Pastu's = 3.


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Happy means: Laughing histerically at the so-called pic of *Rastam A/L Jabeer Ali - contribution of Lennie, with Shosh's **sila-hayun-tong-gas-kat-kepala-dia remark:

"LENNDIE! AKU NAK BUNUH KAU. EVENTHO KAU DEMAM

MUKA DIA MACAM PEKERJA HANTAR DADIH KAT PASAR TANI ooooowww...dadih...lapar.."

Exactly. What the hell?

I'm itching like a baboon to post the pic of Rastam A/L Jabeer Ali on my blog, but he could be someone's dad or lover! So, I dare not offend anyone. Ahhh... GATTALL nyiyee...!

Ow-chayy lah..

Saya nak ke Pukitt Intahh... Again, say it like Jojoi.


The End.


* Bukan nama sebenar.
** Copyright of Gie Kerinting

Tuesday 30 October 2007

Shooo! Go away!

Ok... It's the bitter bug again!!


*SCREAM*


Jap jeee... Jaaaaaap jek. Nanti ochayy laaa... *grin*

What's Next

mmmhmmm... Haven't blogged for a while. My mind's clogged with lotsa leftovers.

Nanti lah.

*sigh*

Yup... still clogged.


"Well, I never saw it coming...I should've started running...A long, long time ago...And I never thought I'd doubt you, ...I'm better off without you...More than you, more than you know...I'm slowly getting closure...I guess it's really over...I'm finally getting better...And now I'm picking up the pieces...I'm spending all of these years...Putting my heart back together..."


Hahaha.... Whutever! *say it like Tia* Hehehehe...

Monday 29 October 2007

Palatnyeee Kau


Kelly Clarkson - Never Again

I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope when your in bed with her, you think of me
I would never wish bad things, but i don't wish you well
Could you tell, by the flames that burned your words
I never read your 'letter'
'Cos i knew what you'd say
Give me that sunday school answer
Try and make it all ok
Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, seeing my face everywhere
It was you, who just ended like you did
I was the last to know, you knew
Exactly what you would do
And don't say, you simply lost your way
She may believe you but i never will
Never again
If she really knows the truth, she deserves you
A trophy wife, oh how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes and he's through with you
And he'll be through with you
You'll die together but alone
You wrote me in a letter
You couldn't say it right to my face
Give me that sunday school answer
Repent yourself away
Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, seeing my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end like you did
I was the last to know you knew
Exactly what you would do
It don't say, you simply lost your way
She may believe you but I NEVER WILL
Never again