Tee-Yo-Man

I can't believe that tomorrow nite the 6 (or 7) of us will be heading for Tioman.

*scream*

*pengsan*


Sun block - check!

Two piece - check!

Flirt Radar functioning - CHECK!!


OK... Jalan!!

Peek-a-booh... I SoOOoOo Don't Like You...

I had my hair trimmed today at this recommended salon in Bangsar.

More like, recommended-by-Amym-I-swear-by-the-name-of-my-warden-in-skool-Ms.Vicky that I will never set foot at any Peek-a-booh outlet EVER again.

Peek-a-booh should change to Peek-a-booh-towh.

Sorry... can't help it. But that Raymond guy just ruined my tresses!!!

Amym, I know you hated the outcome of your hair too tadi. If tak, takde nyee kau nak ikat rambut RIGHT AFTER the stylist blowed your hair.


Will stick to Focus in Desa Pandan. They're the best. 'Nuff said.




Grumpy, frumpy and hungry - out!!

Kelaparan

I. Am. Still. In. The. Office.

Screw you MRTT and GTT Reinsurance Bordereaux.

I'm hungry.

And cranky.

I can eat a whole lembu now.


Ouwh... btw, I loike my lil new work space.
But it doesn't mean that I'm not crossed about the crummy Bordereaux !!

Men Over Monkeys

As for now, I'd choose any monkey over a man.


I can't see any significant difference anyways...

Hey, I did say AS FOR NOW... didn't I ?

*Yes, I know that's an orangutan. Monkeys, orangutans - sedara, sepupu-sepapat.

Her Royal Phlegmness

Today's my 5th sickly day. I thot I was OK yesterday until I threw up the Monterey Chicken I had for lunch, after I got home. Yeah, it was gross. There goes my RM23.80 + 5% tax meal of the day!! Boohoo...

I've never felt like a vegetable my entire life! - OK, apart from when I had the chicken pox.

Well, apparently I wasn't the only one who was sick throughout this week. Mangsa-mangsa fever pada minggu ini:
1. Azah
2. Putat
3. Em
4. Shosh
5. Yaya

Congratulations to those who are recuperating.

Kesian to those who still have the phlegm colony stuck up their throats.


Yuck... here comes another green spit ball...!!


Haaakk.. Ttuii...

Abort Purple Mission

No purple ride.

It'll be metallic ebony... And cute. Well, I think it's cute lah. Some think its hideous. Screw them.

Draattt... I'll need to study the roads. Shitsfakskee.

F.E.V.E.R.

High temperature.

Got jabbed in the butt.

I chose the left cheek.

Felt like when my sister poked me in the ass with her pensel tekan-tekan.

Now by butt is numb.

OK. TMI!


Maymay - Out!!

The Strength, The Courage

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength;

Loving someone deeply gives you courage."

I'm not sure if I ever had the strength, but I'm bloody confident that I always, undeniably is, gifted with courage.

A Place To Stay

Papa's gonna start work in October - here, in KL! Yeayy!

So, I won't have to pay for the rent. La la la ~

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Yikes... total revamp!

I Will Survive...!

Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" new lyrics... Hahaha... Seriously, who ever wrote this, must have been duped big time!

*hearty laugh*

Scrub off the bitterness. Hehehehehe...

For the men who can take a good joke! :)


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Tetikusnya Ada Virus!

I got into the lift with Hafiz (the IT guy) and his petite gf. Already in the lift was a lady from 12th floor, somewhat happy to see Hafiz;

"Hafiz, saya rasa mouse saya ada virus lah!"

Perplexed and trying his very best not to spew the pent-up crack-up;

"Haih?"
*Manly chortle*
"Mouse betul jekk ada virus kak! Mouse tuh mana ade... Biar benar kak..."

"Tak, betul, bila saya gerak ke kanan, dia tak nak ikot. Dia lari-lari. Penat laaa saya kejar!"

At one point, I thought she was actually talking about a real LIVE mouse.

"Camne yee Hafiz? Boleh tolong tak?"




Kak oiii... Just meddle with the mouse's balls laaa... I mean, ball. Mesti stuck dgn habuk segala...

Did My Copper Hair Cloud Your Judgment?

Had ridiculously late supper, with an old, old friend - En. Ram - bukan nama sebenar happened to be in the neighbourhood.


En. Ram:
Kau pergi Loft ek?

Cik May:
Tak... Tak pernah.

En. Ram:
(Gelak meletup-letup)
Ye ke..?

Cik May:
Ya Allah. Sumpah tak penah... Other clubs in between Cynna and Bar Savanh penah laaa... Along Heritage Row... *grin*

En. Ram:
Kau pegi dengan *toot* and *toot* kan?

Cik May:
Haah... Alaa... sekali tuh jek...

En. Ram:
Diorang minum eh...?

Cik May:
Haah...minum... All of them did, I think...

En. Ram:
Kau tak? (cynical face)

Cik May:
Tak. (straight face)

En. Ram:
(Gelak meletup-letup)
Ye ke..?

Cik May:
Laa... sumpah tak... Tak penah pon.
Then again... I've got nothing to prove to you. Why should I bother??
(Struggling to make him see that underneath the copper head is a good girl who has never in her entire life deliberately taken a sip of alcohol)

En. Ram:
Tak kesah laa... Takpe laa if kau minum pon.
(Senyum kambing)

Cik May:
Aku tak minum laaa...
(Muka stress)

En. Ram:
(Nice pearly whites)

Cik May:
(Stress)

En. Ram:
Kau tau kan Heritage Row tuh pubs... and not clubs?

Cik May:
(perplexed + you think I'm dumb?)
Du'uhh... Tau laaa...

En. Ram:
People go to pubs, mana ade buat menda lain... Menda tuh je laa.

Cik May:
Says who?

En. Ram:
Says - (confidently pointing to his, I'd say, somewhat small physique)

Cik May:
(Crossing eyes)
Weh...banyak lagi laa menda lain boleh buat...

En. Ram:
Like what?? Dance? Pegi club laa...

Cik May:
(Grunts)
Nevermind, again I've got nothing to prove to you. Drop it.

En. Ram:
(senyum kambing)


Dear En. Ram,

You don't have to get all tipsy to have fun in Heritage Row. Or any bistro or pubs for that matter.

I love the company of my mates.
I love the mortally loud music.
And these hips do to.

Am a hollering: I ain't got anything to prove to you. *grin*

I'm happy as can be.

Am SO in LOVE

Maybe its just the hormones... Heck, I'm not sure anymore.

This mini-mohawk-kiddo here has swept me off my feet.

Yeah, cliche. Who gives a hoot!

*smitten*



"Orang lain marhaban, saya tidoo..."

"Cool tak?"

"Whutt??"

"Ummmm..."

"Maaaaalu laaa...Dah botak.."

Baby Aqil

Gegett kang...

I'm just feeling fuzzy all over.



Anak Syadam is like bloody cute. He's got a mini mohawk... Awww...


God, I swear I'll pinch those cheeks when I see him!!


p/s: Dude! Dia tongkat dagu... Stress nye baby cute nih...

Do You Smell My Purple Ride???

Maylin:
My aunty is selling off her Gen-2, (it's purple, mind you!!) for RM35,000. It's about 3 years. Dia pakai bwk pegi skolah jekk. So how? OK tak?

Alep:
YES! Maylin - for once, aku tergerak nak reply email ko. serious shit murah. u will not get a better deal. That is even cheaper than a kancil. And gen-2 nye rep is good. Plus you can get the history of the car from aperson that you can trust
I am planning to trade my kembara for a used Xtrail jugak. Know of anyone whom might be selling theirs off??

Maylin:
Alaaa... if i say that my moyang is selling off her old beaten up Datsun for 50 sen pon ko suruh aku amik!!!

Anyways, I'm considering laaa... I know, I need my own ride.
Btw, durian runtuh ke kau?? Xtrail...??

Alep:
Xtrail USED la - my friend got it for RM51K - which is cheaper than my new kembara.
Tak la, kalau moyang ko jual crap, aku tak suruh la ko beli as much as I want you to hv yr own ride.
ape pun alternative ko?? Figure out how much you can afford per month la, decide from there.
Jom go hunting for used cars in september? Aug is bad,bad,bad!



Do you smell it yet? Do you? Huh? Huh?