There's one thing that I don't understand about most men is their inability to gracefully pee INTO the designated ceramic pit, you call the toilet bowl. And yes, the word 'flush' doesn't seem to exist in their vocabulary either.
For crying out loud! There is freakin' pee on the toilet seat! On MY toilet seat. What's so hard about wiping the seat clean after you wiggle and jiggle?
How many kilojoules would it possibly take to flush the fucking toilet??
Idiot.
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Ade satu signbod dale CC d SS15 S.Jaya yg berbunyi begini :
Our iam is to keep this toilet clean, GENTLEMAN: Your aim will help, its SHORTER than you think, LADIES : Please remain squatted for entire performance
Just in case boleh di jadikan rujukan.
dekat toilet di Teluk Chempedak (circa 12 years ago) there's a sign saying "Pancut biar tepat, jangan salah target".
My sister and I laughed so hard upon reading that.
hah! not all dudes pee standing up la jack. i generally do it, well, sitting down. cant solat with pee stained trousers, now can you?
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