Tak Paham...! (Part 1)

2.30 am

She just finished watching a movie with her girlfriends.

He calls.

He says: (euphoric + high pitched voice) Hoi... buatpe? Katne?
She says: Kat Pavillion, baru habes tgk movie...
He says: *gibberish* *gibberish* + bad connection
She says: Weyh, jap jap... sape nih...??
He says: Jack, Jack.
She says: Jaaaack...?
He says: Hahahahaaa... XXXXXX lah...
She says: Ooowwwhh... yeee keee?! Tipu lah! Apsal suare mcm pondan??
He says: *cackles* *hearty laugh*

She thinks; He's high. He's tipsy.

She says: Aaaa... R u drunk? Mabuk kepayang?? Apsal mcm high giler?
He says: Huh? *cackles* *hearty laugh*
He says: Nak pegi minum tak?
She says: Karang2 laa... I need to send my friend back. I'll message u later.
He says: OK-OK.
She says: Aight... Bye.

3.30am

He texts: U larat x ? Katne?
She replies: OK jekk..Where u? Mu ado keto dok?
He replies: Takde kete...
She replies: I'm at home. Where u? Do u need a ride? God, do I have to spell everything out?
He replies: Kat umah..tapi mcm dah ngantuk plak...
She replies: ******. Whatever. Nite.

She thinks; Dia bongok.