Tuesday 10 March 2009

Triple Back Flip Somersault

You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin', fumbling
Clumsy cuz I'm fallin...
You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling
Clumsy cuz I'm fallin...

When Subject is within 50-metre radius, Maylin's tummy does somersaults, back-flips, breakdances and bungee jumps.

When Subject flashes the distinctive goat smile & pearly whites, Maylin exudes terkimputness.

When Subject cracks a joke, Maylin has the urge to pinch Subject's cheeks and flush Subject down the toilet.

When Subject teases Maylin, Maylin feels like stuffing her head in the ground.

When Subject is not around, Maylin's fingers start itching like a baboon and reaches for the cellphone and scrolls to "Write New >> Text Message".

When Maylin sends text message to Subject, and Subject fails to reply within the timeframe, Maylin feels like kicking herself in the butt for doing so. (Read: So uncool).

When Subject's name is being mentioned by peers, Maylin makes a horrendous, distorted face. (Read: Failure to camouflage terkimputness).

Verdict: Maylin extremely LOIKES Subject.

Oh, like duhh... The whole world knows laaa...

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