Have You Ever...??

Have you ever woke up on the wrong side of the bed, started your day with grouchiness and struggled to death to get out of it?

Have you ever felt like dying in the midst of being interrogated by a bunch of people for a booboo you made, only to come up with a friggin' comeback line AFTER the meeting has adjourned?

Have you ever ran outta words when you're with someone who talks 4-folds as much as you do?

Have you ever wanted to instantly hug and smooch him, and make him yours, but you just can't, and then you just sulk about it?

Have you ever felt crappy and want to just go away, far far away, with the hopes of having people search for you?

Have you ever thought that you're never good enough for anything?

Have you ever felt light hearted and all fuzzy-wuzzy inside for that ONE itsy-bitsy compliment?

Have you ever felt disheartened for overhearing an unfavorable phone conversation?

Have you ever stunted your conversation, make a distorted face, but managed to stifle a smile, and concurrently feeling like shooting yourself in the head when he mentions 'The Ex'?

Have you ever wanted a dog, but you're afraid that society would think that you're an astray Muslim?

Have you ever wanted to play the drums, but is too shy to ask someone to teach you?

Have you ever wished that you had the voice of a singer, Britney pon jadi lah?

Have you ever felt like drop-kicking your Ex for not settling that big chunk of moolah he owes you?

Have you ever felt like eating a whole tub of ice-cream, with the hopes that your troubles would go away?

Have you ever wanted to ask THAT question, but you dread that it'll scare the titties outta that person?

Have you ever been in GREAT DENIAL?

Have you ever felt so much hurt inside but you can't tell what it is?

Have you ever not appreciated what's RIGHT THERE under your nose?

Have you ever cried in Great Eastern Starbucks and have the barrista hand you a stack of tissues?

Have you ever slumped crying in front of a hotel elevator with people staring at you?

Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were?

Have you ever fallen asleep when your best friend was telling his/her problem to you?

Have you ever not finish a sentence because you fell asleep midway?

Have you ever had a crush on a boy/girl when you were 6?

Have you ever had a crush on someone for nearly a decade, or more, and still manage to keep it under the radar?

Have you ever felt so much hurt AND happiness at the same time, over the same thing?

Have you ever felt demotivated because people laugh at you when you say you cook?

Have you ever driven a car like a drunkard, when you're cherubically sober?

Have you ever driven your car, at Ferringghi's winding road, with blurry vision and a can of beer in one hand?

Have you ever felt disappointed when people don't understand your fear of crossing the street, coz its not even funny?

Have you ever regretted saying something to someone?

Have you ever regretted NOT saying something to someone?

Have you ever rolled your eyes at the crummy cop for trying to make a pass on you?

Have you ever puked in the car after drinking?

Have you ever turned down someone who confessed he liked you?

Have you ever gotten your butt pinched in a mosh pitt?

Have you ever experienced a boob-graze in the LRT?

Have you ever wished that money could grow on trees?

Have you ever felt like wearing a sandwich board which reads: I Will Not Hesitate To Punch You In The Face If You Don't STOP ASKING ME WHEN!! at a Raya congregation or friend's wedding reception?

Have you ever gotten lost for not knowing how to read the map?

Have you ever poured half a bottle of ketchup into your smart-ass friend's teh tarik for calling you, "bibir ikan"?

Have you ever pushed a boy, make him cry and pretended that you didn't do it?

Have you ever taddle-taled on another kid because your friends told you to?

Have you ever played booger-flicking with your dad?

Have you ever experienced total sengkek-ness?

Have you ever pretended that you were a mermaid?

Have you ever wanted to just sit with that person, do nothing, just because you like his company, and he smells nice? *grin*

Have you ever watched a sucky movie, but its not entirely sucky anymore, because you're watching it with THAT person?

Have you ever wished that guys like Paul Walker could grow on trees? *hik hik*

Have you ever missed hanging out with your best buddies, but that BIG EGO is blocking your way?

Have you ever promised yourself that you would go jogging with your mates in Kemensah, but end up eating 2 bungkus nasi lemak instead?

Have you ever said, "Aku dah gemok...Damn, am eating like a pig. Hahaha. Kena diet!!", but continuously cram the food in your gap anyway?

Have you ever gotten your 4-inch heels stuck in those floor-rubber-matts thingamajigs while in the mamak toilet, and can't figure out how to pull 'em out because the cocktail jammed your cerebrum and caused malfunction to the synapses?

Have you ever asked permission to touch the afro of that cute guy in the club?

Have you ever thought that scruffy is hotter than clean-shave?

Have you ever felt like flushing your boss down the loo for making a gazillion changes and being indecisive? (Disclaimer: I didn't say I don't like my boss, I'm just saying that sometimes, I get frustrated. That's all *grin*)

Have you ever been EXTREMELY late?

Have you ever wished that you could turn back time?

Have you ever prayed for THAT time to come?

Have you, huh huh??

Cause I have :-)