Stoppin' the Poppin'

Step away from the mirror!

Hands behind your head!!

I think I should start tossing all the mirrors in my house out the window and into the garbage bin. I'm morphing into Chips Ahoy.

*scream*

I'm such a baboon. Can't refrain my itchy fingers from pickin' on these sprouting little oil crops from my sucky, unwanted, shitsfakskee oleaginous farm.

Handcuff me! OK... that's rather kinky.