Gedempol

Staring at the PC aimlessly and pretending that you're doing the crummy Reinsurance Bordereaux - that's my expertise. Berlakon jekk lebeyy..
I can't seem to focus anymore. The usual - getting bored of my job.

Anyhoo, here are a few tips from Shosh on how to stack on the pounds. Call me if the arrow on the weighing scale doesn't fidget back and forth, or the the numbers on the digital scale doesn't appear as 888 once you step on it. Success rate: 98.76%.

Cemana nak gemuk dalam sekelip mata?

1. Makan la, mengong.
2. Makan sume lelemak yang ada atas dunia.
3. Makan lepas tu terus baring and tutup mata. Jangan bergerak seinci pon. It helps u to preserve the fats and not burn.
4. Makan 80 kali sehari, binge, binge, and eat enormous portions of food. Kalau kat chillis tu, kira taik idung je bagi kau.
5. Jangan ikut tangga. Ikut lift. Ikut escalator. Kalau boleh parking dalam shopping complex. Teruskan. Jangan hesitate kalau org kata kau lahanat pemalas.
6. Minum air 8 baldi. And bukan air masak/suam. Air bergula is your best option. Sampai semut pun boleh anti kau coz kau dah stock on sugar.
7. Make sure selagi tak meletup butang jeans kau, jangan berenti makan.
8. "nak thiikeeettt" is not an option. Coz kau tak focus.
9. Tidak membuat aktiviti lasak. Eventho menari di club, lemak yang terbakar akan di replace dengan kalori yang berkati2 hasil minuman alco. Tapi kau jgn buat. Ni aku, Shosh.
10. Main. Main sama efek seperti di pam. Bukan main guli, jgn salah paham.
11. Kalau makan roti sardin, make sure sorok untuk diri sendiri. Jangan share.

Haaa...itu la tips daripada Shosh. cuba la, tengok amacam.