Hear-yee! Hear-yee!
The next Speed Dating Event will be on the 9th of June!!
I'm psyched up already. So, boys and girls, whoever's interested, email Adam Meets Eve at adam.meets.eve@gmail.com and I'll forward u guys the form :) .
Love,
Maymay
Adam Meets Eve Yuppy Bunny (wtf??)
Saturday, 26 May 2007
Wednesday, 16 May 2007
Adam Bertemu Eve
Lets just say that we kinda suck at planning. Haha.
Lesson learned.
Updates on that later :)
p/s: Hottie? *GRIN*
Lesson learned.
Updates on that later :)
p/s: Hottie? *GRIN*
Friday, 11 May 2007
Sunday, 29 April 2007
Am a Yuppy.
So Azah religiously calls me a yuppy. Because of the following:
1. I go to Starbucks for internet connection.
2. I enrolled myself into Clark Hatch.
Well, Azah honey, for item #1, I wouldn't drag my by-default-tanned-ass to Starbux if I had Streamyx at home, like you do. Soon. I will have crummy Streamyx at home. Wireless, mind you.
For item #2, I'm lembik. I'm wrapped in cellulite. I've got zilch stamina. My metabolic rate is below sea level (#$%^&* ???). ---> Notice the negative vibe I'm projecting? Sick.
Dude, if it can make me feel better, boost my Self Esteem, what the heck? So, OK. You might say that "I'm not loving myself enough" etc. Love who you are! Love what you have! Enuff already! Got the point. It's my money. I'll do what I want with it. So, scram!
Oh well, am a cranky today.
Am a not in good mood.
Am a talking gibberish.
Am a liking this.
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Still waiting for Alep. Where is she? I need to pee.
1. I go to Starbucks for internet connection.
2. I enrolled myself into Clark Hatch.
Well, Azah honey, for item #1, I wouldn't drag my by-default-tanned-ass to Starbux if I had Streamyx at home, like you do. Soon. I will have crummy Streamyx at home. Wireless, mind you.
For item #2, I'm lembik. I'm wrapped in cellulite. I've got zilch stamina. My metabolic rate is below sea level (#$%^&* ???). ---> Notice the negative vibe I'm projecting? Sick.
Dude, if it can make me feel better, boost my Self Esteem, what the heck? So, OK. You might say that "I'm not loving myself enough" etc. Love who you are! Love what you have! Enuff already! Got the point. It's my money. I'll do what I want with it. So, scram!
Oh well, am a cranky today.
Am a not in good mood.
Am a talking gibberish.
Am a liking this.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Still waiting for Alep. Where is she? I need to pee.
Friday, 27 April 2007
Hullowhh...!!
I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
Life is a alot happier when u learn to let go, and move on.
Smooches everyone!!
Life is a alot happier when u learn to let go, and move on.
Smooches everyone!!
Thursday, 29 March 2007
So I've Got Cellulite...and Your Problem is...?
I've managed not to eat garbage after 7.30pm. I survived not eating rice for 1.5 weeks!! Well, except for yesterday coz the nasi kukus was extremely alluring, I mean, tempting. Who calls nasi alluring??
What is it with being slim, thin and hot?? Why can't a guy like a girl who's curvy? What's wrong with curves?
And what is it with long, straight and lustrous hair?? What's wrong with wavy, curly hair?
Aaaaand...what's with the fair skin syndrome? Is there anything wrong with tanned skin??
If Malaysian men would only learn how to tone down a few notches that wish list of their's, I think a lot of girls would drop "stress" as their middle names.
Too much to ask for majority of Malaysian men who look nowhere near like Josh Hartnett.(OK, he's my personal fav. I'm a bit biased) But hey!!! Your mirror broke aaah..? Sudah berapa lama tak tengok cermin laa deyy?
Gosh. Tolong lah.
Breast Gazing???
This article was forwarded to me by a friend of mine - Deelart. I've heard it before, but God knows how true it is. Haha...All I know is that this method won't work for gay men, that's for sure!
I wonder if there's anything for women to stare at that's good for our hearts. Haha. Not the crotch! Oh, NO, NO, NO! (I'd have to ask Alep on this. She likes peha tebal. Whatever that means!)
So, peeps. Perverts get to live longer, and lead a healthy life. While the malu-malu kucing ones get stressed out more often. Sheesh..!!!
Although politically incorrect this titillating study may be very good news for men.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that staring at women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life. The journal reports gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby's findings that รข€˜Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.
Dr. Weatherby and researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. The study required half of the men to look at well endowed females every day. The other half were to refrain from this.
After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
Dr. Weatherby reports that sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
The study indicates that staring at breasts for a few minutes each day cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. Surely there has to be a more politically correct way!
I wonder if there's anything for women to stare at that's good for our hearts. Haha. Not the crotch! Oh, NO, NO, NO! (I'd have to ask Alep on this. She likes peha tebal. Whatever that means!)
So, peeps. Perverts get to live longer, and lead a healthy life. While the malu-malu kucing ones get stressed out more often. Sheesh..!!!
Although politically incorrect this titillating study may be very good news for men.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that staring at women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life. The journal reports gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby's findings that รข€˜Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.
Dr. Weatherby and researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. The study required half of the men to look at well endowed females every day. The other half were to refrain from this.
After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
Dr. Weatherby reports that sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
The study indicates that staring at breasts for a few minutes each day cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. Surely there has to be a more politically correct way!
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