Anona, Anoni, Anonu, Anone, Anono (Part 2)

Anon 1 or Anon 2... It doesn't matter, I think u're the same person.

You're congesting my blog with your occasional unworthy comments.

Please find another blog to do so.

Thanks.

How Would You Like Your Head To Be Whacked, Sir?

Acquaintance: So, where do you work?

Maylin: In CIMB Aviva...

A: Owhh... Aviva?

M: Yeah, it's an insurance company from UK which merged with CIMB Group.

A: Owwhh... So, you agent laa??

M: *about to choke* (pause)
Nope, I'm an Actuarial Executive.

A: Ack..Ektu...(??) *distorted face*

M: Ack-chuay-reeyel. We deal with a lot of numbers, mortality rates, we create the products... But I handle the Reinsurance & Retakaful part... (why am I still explaining????)

A: Macam accounting laaa?

M: *gulp* *inhale*
No... but we do work closely with the Finance people tho'.

A: Ouwh.. *bored face*

M: Would you excuse me...? I need to go to the ladies. I'll be back in a minute - (after I flush my face in the toilet bowl *grunting silently*)

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M: Sorry to make you wait. XXX belum sampai lagi? Where is she ek?

A: Belum... nanti dia sampai.

M: Ok... So, where do you work?

A: I work in Petronas*.

M: Ohhh... so (you tukang pump minyak kat) which (petrol station ek??) department?


- End -


Petronas* - original company was changed.


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Is "agent" THE ONLY position available in an insurance company?? No offense, not looking down upon agents at all. They make more moolah than I do, seriously. Respect them for that.

I'm just crossed when we people can't think or associate anything else with insurance companies. Or any other company/department for that matter.

OK, understood. Not everyone knows what Actuarial yuppies do. Fine.

But... *sigh*

Can we all try to think slightly beyond the normal and mundane? Like ACCA is NOT the only Professional Accounting exam in this whole wide world. There's also CiMA.

Nevermind. I don't think many will see my point.

As usual, I just wanna let it out.

Cheers everyone.


~The Stressed & Stinky~

Miss Sixty Sumthin'

Clowning around during Putat's PopRina photoshoot.

Takpe... Tauke tengah busy.

Just A Friend; My Foot lah...

"but he says she's just a friend...but he says she's just a friend"

- Curi(ed) + Modified from Too Phat -

Because you're super gullible, you take his word for it.

In the end, you're all battered up inside.

...and the dish ran away with the spoon.

Say a potential boyfriend that you just got to know mentions that he has a girl best friend - take it from me: Run straight for the door. And don't forget to close it on your way out.

Coz "She's just a friend", is a bag full of sheep poop.


Platonic relationships? *rolling eyes*

Safe over sorry.

My two point five cents.


p/s: I guess you won't be rooting for me on this huh, Azah? :p

*Sigh*

Oihh... penat laa nunggu... Bila nye??

My overused word:

R e t a r d

Lantak Melantak @ Pop's

Retards doing what they do best.

Kangkang baeeeek nye...

Terkojut haa...

My Bestie & Me

I just LOVE TKC gatherings. It's a congregation for retards.