Wedding Singer

Lennie introduced me this Mat Salleh guy who could actually sing a couple of Malay songs... Jumping jelly beans! I'm gonna make him sing at my wedding!! Ok.. lambat lagik kot... Whhhuuut ever!!

Easily Bruised

It's somewhat pathetic to have a heart that gets easily bruised, like yours truly.

I count the days wondering when this stupid, crummy, mathakrackaa scar would heal.

I'd rather die than wait another 4 years for it to recuperate. Kesian laa hati maytot nih... Asyik jammed up jek. Bandage dah nak reput. Berapa kali balut dah... selotape lagik... siap letak patch summore.

Tuh laa Mama pesan dah... bila sayang orang, jangan sampai jadi bodoh.




Too late.

You're a Fart Face

Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean that you can squash me like a bug.

Just because I rendered help to you when you're in need doesn't mean that you can take me for granted.

Just because you dropped me a sweet smittening line, doesn't mean that I'll buy your every word.

My trust, you will never earn. My faith in you is washed down the loo.

I'll be bitter as I want to.

I'll be better off without you cramming the space in my head.

I'll be better off without you pricking that needle thru my chest.


Fart face, just scram.

Monkey Mess

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"A wise monkey, never monkies with another monkey's monkey."

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Again, I bulldozed over my own stand.

So, this monkey here would like to apologize profusely to that other monkey. *wink*


Cheers!!

Oppai no chekku desu

Oppai - it means boobs in Japanese. I picked up the word in Tioman. And chikubi - are nipples. Cute eyy..? Bunyik mcm cartoon character. Chikubi and Friends! Or... The Adventures of Chikubi and Shtotong Goreng Tepung.

I had my oppai checked today. Tadi. Around... 11.30 a.m. We both did. Tosh and me. Initially the plan was to have it checked at the National Breast Cancer Center in Kg Baru - haah. Kg Baru. I was keeping my fingers crossed I didn't bump into Mork. But then again, screw it lah.

Anyhoo, then receptionist kat situ cakap we actually had to make an appointment first.

The queue was long. 11 orang before us. So, we thot, alah, 11 orang. OK laa tu... busuk-busuk sejam. Busuk laaa busuk...

Receptionist (R):
Nak akak book a slot?

Shosh (S):
*Looking at Maylin for an answer, and Maylin who is an obvious ding-bat makes a blur face*
Sorang berapa lame kak?

R:
Sorang dalam 2 jam...

S:
2 jam kak? Lama nya...

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2 jam??? 2 shitsfaksee hours?? Ape jaDDahnye 2 hours? Dia nak belek ape?? Mana ade celah-celah tersorok yang nak dikelebek!! Takpon chikubi aku punya diameter perlu dihitung.

That makes 22 hours of waiting!! Giler hhhhaappee...

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S:
Mmm... book je lah a slot for both of us kak... Kitorang balik dulu, then kitorang datang balik.

R:
Eh... mane boleh balik. Kena tunggu. Nanti kitorang try selit-selitkan you in between patients.


OK. Mase nih, aku dah tak pay attention, coz nothing made sense to me, AT ALL.

We left. Sebab receptionist tu... ntah. Dia sebok ngelap hidup dia sepanjang-panjang explain tadi. It bugged me.

We ended up going to Ampang Puteri after hitting 3 other clinics which didn't have the ultrasound service.

Yup. The doctor was a MAN.

Shit. Exposing my oppai to a male stranger was - are you fuckin mad??

Then Shosh coaxed me into having the breast check jugak... "At least you'll know for sure."
Know what?? Whether he rubbed me the right way or not???? *snort*

Fine. Fingers crossed.

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The doctor was a cutie. Small framed, but still a cutie.

*Sigh*

Haha. Sick.

Anyhoo, my oppais are in good shape, I mean, healthy. Yeayy!! The results were immediate.

Then we headed for Derrick & Team. Got my boobies checked, got my hair done... Hahaha. A great way to start your first day in Ramadhan.


Btw, get your boobs checked dowh. You'll never know until it's too late.
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XoXoXo

Ice Box

Huh... Shit. Sakit. Kepundekan. *snort*

...Cause my heart is in the same ol' condition that baby left it...

.: Cik Melah Legam :.

I finally have my own ride! :)

Yup, I can't believe it either.

Alaa... it's just a black Savvy. Hhhhhonestly, I haven't been behind the wheels for ages! Serious shit, kuda, lammee... Ofith lammee. Haha. Bodo.

Anyhoo, tenchiyu to Shosh and Jojoi for being extremely patient with my rantings and screaming for the first 30 minutes of the drive. And oh, btw, Jojoi and Shosh named it 'Cik Melah', disebut sebagai 'Cik Millaa~' - kasik lenggok shkett.

Tadi dengan beraninya (ditemani Shosh) I drove to Taman Melati to makan sate with the rest of the toxic family. Just so you know, aku nih penakot bawak kete. Lintas jalan pon tak pass. OK, cakap pasal lintas jalan, hari tu I had lunch with Azah kat Maju Junction. Pastu ada adegan kena lintas jalan. I was hesitant. Azah being her, was a total freak. Dia lintas jek, and tinggal aku tergedek-gedek. And pemotor-pemotor came in droves. And me, being me, squealed and froze 3/4 of the road. Leeepas tuh aku terlanggar satu mamat motor nih yang terpaksa slow down sebab kebangangan aku. Harap maklum, aku yang langgar mamat tuh, bukan dia langgar aku. Lalu keluar lah sifat amarah mamat motor tu yang agak horror.

"Hoi! Bangang ke??!! Bangang woiii!!! BANGANG!"

Again I froze. Azah dragged me quickly into Maju Junction, kunun-kunun takde orang kenal aku laa. Malu dowh. Hah. Saiko.


Back to Sate Kajang - budak-budak nih (Lipaps, Chikubieyort, Yaya & Lennie) managed to buli me in sending them to their car yang mcm 2 kangkang biawak komodo jek. They all mashed into Cik Melah and created chaos - what they do best.

And the Sate Kajang wasn't as good as they war-warkan. Indah khabar dari rupe nye.

Shit. Macam ngantuk. Later-later lah.


Soww beautifoww - Out!!